Lyrics of 'Le crotte-cra et le crotte-fort' by Chansons Enfantines

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J'ai senti une odeur
J'ai dû rêver d'roquefort
J'ai pas clapé d'puis des heures
J'ai l'estomac qui s'tord
J'aperçois un corbac
Un camembert dans l'bec
Son coulant, faut que j'lui taxe
Sous n'importe quel prétexte.

Oh oh oh ! Crotte-Cra !
T'as pas l'vertige là-haut ?
Oh oh oh oh ! Crotte-Cra !

{Parlé:}
Ah mé cé lé reconno ! Cé la Nanar ! Lé Crotte-Cra é connaît né fabe dé Rafontaine, hein ! É né culture !
É né fait les mots fléchés de Mette Crapélo, hein !
Et lé Crotte Cra é na mis le Crotte fort sous sa naile (rire Crotte-Cra)

Crotte-Cra ! Tu sais qu'tes cannes elles sont plus belles que Misstinguett
Vu qu'tas déjà les plumes tu devrais chanter, ce s'rait net.
Oh oh oh oh ! Crotte-Cra ! Tu sais chanter la mer ?

{Parlé:}
- La mémère à Michel qui n'a perdu son matou ?
- Mais non !! La Mère Denise, celle qui lave les pantalons de golf.

...pas très clairs !

{Parlé:}
Ouaééééé Cé né complètement désépoqué ça !!!
Et puis né Crotte-Cra é na dix de Cachoung et Crabe de Vieille.
Lé nanar é connaît pas lé Crabe de Vieille ?
Quand t'arrives au dessert, qu'y a du fromage blanc !
- Ça s'rait p'tête pas un peu plus reggae si tu né clape pas dans les nailes, hein, coco ?
Y va né faire tomber né crotte-fort ha ha ha ha ha
Quand t'arrives au dessert, qu'a du fromage bl....
-Ohhhhhh ! É na fait tomber le Crotte-fort !!!! Oh la la !!!!

Non mais t'as vu c'qui passe !
Je vais l'bouffer sur place !
oh oh oh oh (pouic pouic) C'est un Crotte-Fort à musique
oh oh oh oh (pouic pouic) Ce Corbac est un comique

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