Lyrics of 'Boys In Books' by Carrie Fletcher

It's started off with Jacob
But then Edward came along
I had a thing for Emmett
But my love for Jasper's strong

Or maybe even Carlisle, no
But that would just be strange
These boys in books are better
'Cos they're never gonna change

I wish I was Hermione
'Cos those Weasley boys are fit
And I'd date Draco Malfoy
If I thought he would commit
Or maybe Cedric Diggory, oh
But he's in Hufflepuff

These boys in books are better
And I just can't get enough
Of reading everything about them
These guys we'll always depend upon
And maybe there's a guy out there just like them
Who's looking for a girl like Bella Swan
Nah!

These boys in books are better
'Cos they'll be here forever
And we'll always be together
And you can take me bowling
If you were made up by Rowling

I was sold on Gale
Who's strong and brave and tall.
But then she gave us Peeta
Who I think confused us all
But Finnick's where my heart is
So, Annie, move aside!
But why couldn't I have fallen for
The ones that didn't die?!

Don't even get me started
On Pride and Prejudice
I've looked for Mr. Darcy
Girls, he really don't exist
But, then again, there's Bingley
So, Jane, get out the way
Cos I love a bit of cheesiness
And I love a good cliché

So boys I hope you're taking notice
'Cos I'm one in a huge majority
I guess I'm more of a Luna Lovegood
But if you ask me nice, I could be your Ginny

These boys in books are better
'Cos they'll be here forever
And we'll always be together
And you could be a player
But I won't care if you're by Meyer

Don't make me use
Accio
Come on, Darcy
And please, bring Draco!
Finnick's body
With Edward's looks
But hurry up before I close the book!

These boys in books are better
'Cos they'll be here forever
And we'll always be together
And you could be my man
If you've been written by Suzanne
Boys in books are better
'Cos they'll be here forever
And we'll always be together

And I know it's an addiction
That I'm in love with fiction
But as long as I'm still breathing
I just have to keep on reading
And it's gonna be redletter
When I find a guy that's better
Than...

Edward, Jacob, Emmett, Jasper
And Harry, Ron and Draco, Cedric
Peeta, Gale, but I want Finnick
Darcy, Bingley, Wickham, no chance

And it's gonna be redletter
When I find a guy that's better
Than you