Lyrics of 'Phat Thing' by C J Lewis

No every ting good is fat and everything fat is good
Lord have his mercy me have fi give thanks and praise
Fi all of gall in the neighbourhood
All the large gall them know watch this

Me want a big fat bubbling tight skirt maggleing
Woman dat a nice up the place
Me seh mi want a round someting wid a good engine
Fi go push up her chest ina mi face
Me seh me want a big fat bubbling tight skirt maggleing
Woman dat a nice up the place
Me seh mi want a round someting wid a good engine
Fi go push up her chest ina mi face

Lord no mi seh gall you could a weigh 1000 pounds
Bigger than the speaker whe deh pan di sound
Anywhe you go mi see di man gather round
Meck all the gall them look like a clown
In a this country and in a this town
Jealousy a meck all the gall them frown
All them a try them no teck away you crown
Lord what a sight when you in a night gown

Me want a big fat bubbling tight skirt maggleing
Woman dat a nice up the place
Me seh mi want a round someting wid a good engine
Fi go push up her chest ina mi face
Me seh me want a big fat bubbling tight skirt maggleing
Woman dat a nice up the place
Me seh mi want a round someting wid a good engine
Fi go push up her chest ina mi face

Lord mi tell you what away the gall hard fi handle
All night long we a dance in a circle
Bwoy no badder try if you back bone brittle
Throw down the man dem like dem a skittle
Mi nah waste time with the soft and gentle
Start rail up like mi mad and mi mentle
World War 3 and a she me a tackle
Shake up you body like a baby have a rattle

Me want a big fat bubbling tight skirt maggleing
Woman dat a nice up the place
Me seh mi want a round someting wid a good engine
Fi go push up her chest ina mi face
Me seh me want a big fat bubbling tight skirt maggleing
Woman dat a nice up the place
Me seh mi want a round someting wid a good engine
Fi go push up her chest ina mi face

So mi seh push up unu han
You little beauty gall you a seh one
All of the man them have fi well strong
Before them step on your hand
Kick up unu foot all a di people stop an dem a look
You better teck one leaf out a mi book
A dem kind a gall mi wha, mi wha, mi wha, mi wha
I could a night and day could a day or night
One world a flesh me a struggle and fight
Alla mi frien dem wha get a bite
Heavyweight gall mi seh dat a whe we like
Nah give it up cah mi no the gall right
Even if me have fi use all of mi might
Jump on your back like a mountain bike
Peddle and wheel til a morning light

Me want a big fat bubbling tight skirt maggleing
Woman dat a nice up the place
Me seh mi want a round someting wid a good engine
Fi go push up her chest ina mi face
Me seh me want a big fat bubbling tight skirt maggleing
Woman dat a nice up the place
Me seh mi want a round someting wid a good engine
Fi go push up her chest ina mi face

Lord no mi seh gall you could a weigh 1000 pounds
Bigger than the speaker whe deh pan di sound
Anywhe you go mi see di man gather round
Meck all the gall them look like a clown
In a this country and in a this town
Jealousy a meck all the gall them frown
All them a try them no teck away you crown
Lord what a sight when you in a night gown

Me want a big fat bubbling tight skirt maggleing
Woman dat a nice up the place
Me seh mi want a round someting wid a good engine
Fi go push up her chest ina mi face
Me seh me want a big fat bubbling tight skirt maggleing
Woman dat a nice up the place
Me seh mi want a round someting wid a good engine
Fi go push up her chest ina mi face

So mi seh push up unu han
You little beauty gall you a seh one
All of the man them have fi well strong
Before them step on your hand
Kick up unu foot all a di people stop an dem a look
You better teck one leaf out a mi book
A dem kind a gall mi wha, mi wha, mi wha, mi wha