Lyrics of 'Merry Christmas Asshole' by Brennen Leigh

Do you want to know the lyrics of Merry Christmas Asshole by Brennen Leigh? You're in the right place.

Do you love the song Merry Christmas Asshole? Can't quite understand what it says? Need the lyrics of Merry Christmas Asshole by Brennen Leigh? You are in the place that has the answers to your desires.

You got drunk at my birthday party
And passed out in the cake
But not before you asked my boss' wife
If her boobs were fake
We spent a week in the Poconos
You let my car roll off the pier
Merry Christmas, asshole
You've ruined another year

You threw away my uncle's mint condition baseball cards
When your brother's old RV broke down
You let him park it in our yard
At a picnic you stuffed dollar bills
Into my great aunt's brazier
Merry Christmas, asshole
You've ruined another year

Another year is gone, gone
Say goodbye to all the trouble we had
But I wonder what you'll do
To make sure next year's just as bad

You ordered fifty pairs of boots
And you used my bank account
You took your bonus to the dog races
And lost the entire amount
Then you resigned so you could work
Full time on your animal balloon career
Merry Christmas, asshole
You've ruined another year

You got a tattoo of my name
You didn't spell it right
I had to bail you out of jail on our anniversary night
Then we got kicked out of the restaurant
Because you broke their chandelier
Merry Christmas, asshole
You've ruined another year

In case your search for the lyrics of the song Merry Christmas Asshole by Brennen Leigh is because it makes you think of someone in particular, we suggest you dedicate it to them somehow, for example, by sending them the link to this website, they'll surely get the hint.

Something that happens more often than we think is that people search for the lyrics of Merry Christmas Asshole because there is some word in the song they don't quite understand and want to make sure of what it says.

We hope we have helped you with the lyrics of the song Merry Christmas Asshole by Brennen Leigh.

Remember that whenever you need to know the lyrics of a song, you can always turn to us, as has happened now with the lyrics of the song Merry Christmas Asshole by Brennen Leigh.