Lyrics of 'The Difference Between Potatoe Chips and Earthquakes' by Bob Schneider

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Godzilla don't wear no hat
A lady bug ain't no lady
The difference between
Potatoe chips and earthquakes
I've found maybe
Earthquakes ain't as tasty
As potatoe chips and gravy
And i'd rather eat a fried potatoe
Than die in a big tornado

A fireman ain't on fire
Root beer got no caffeine
The difference between
Lollypops and suckers
From what i've seen
Is a lollypops red or green
And a sucker can get mighty mean
If you say, "hey you ain't no sucker
You're a fucked up juju bean."

Godzilla don't wear no shoes
He sure don't read no paper
And the difference between
A hack and a freak
Is a freak don't need no stapler
And i'd rather be a freak than a hack
Because a freak won't jump in the sack
With no freaky deaky doplar radar

And i'd rather be godzilla
Than milli vanillia

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