Lyrics of 'A Fine Scabs Christmas' by Bob Schneider
On our website, we have the complete lyrics of the song A Fine Scabs Christmas that you were looking for.
A Fine Scabs Christmas is a song by Bob Schneider whose lyrics have countless searches, so we decided it deserves its place on this website, along with many other song lyrics that internet users want to know.
Do you love the song A Fine Scabs Christmas? Can't quite understand what it says? Need the lyrics of A Fine Scabs Christmas by Bob Schneider? You are in the place that has the answers to your desires.
It was Thursday night in Jerusalem
And it was cloudy and mean
Ole Jesus went out on the town
To get himself some of that turpentine
He went into a bar and said,
"Can I get a shot of that mead"
The bartender not recognizing ole Jesus said,
"There's something that you'll need"
Well now ole Jesus got carded on Christmas
It was such a sight
And Santa's got a boner and he's fucking my daughter
Ooohhh on Christmas night
It's a fine Scabs Christmas
Here in purgatory
All the angels have on fake dicks
It's just that same ole story
We're going to hell
We're gonna spend Christmas in hell
All I want for Christmas is for you to stick your finger in my nuts
All I want for Christmas is for you to stick your tongue all over my nuts
And then I might stick my little christmasy finger in your butt
There was a little boy born in a manger
And they called him Jesus Christ
His mother was a virgin but somehow she still had lice
"Now how'd you get those crabs, mother Mary?"
Ole Joseph did inquire
Then Jesus popped out and he said, "I'm your sire
I am the Son of God
I am the Son of God
I am hungry but I am the Son of God
And so they invented Melba toast
But Jesus got carded on Christmas
I've got a scab on my Christmas
Escuchar "A Fine Scabs Christmas" gratis en Amazon Unlimited
Otras canciones de Bob Schneider
The most common reason to want to know the lyrics of A Fine Scabs Christmas is that you really like it. Obvious, right?
When we really like a song, as might be your case with A Fine Scabs Christmas by Bob Schneider, we wish to be able to sing it knowing the lyrics well.
A very common reason to search for the lyrics of A Fine Scabs Christmas is the fact that you want to know them well because they make you think of a special person or situation.
In case your search for the lyrics of the song A Fine Scabs Christmas by Bob Schneider is because it makes you think of someone in particular, we suggest you dedicate it to them somehow, for example, by sending them the link to this website, they'll surely get the hint.
Something that happens more often than we think is that people search for the lyrics of A Fine Scabs Christmas because there is some word in the song they don't quite understand and want to make sure of what it says.
Are you arguing with your partner because you understand different things when you listen to A Fine Scabs Christmas? Having the lyrics of the song A Fine Scabs Christmas by Bob Schneider at hand can settle many disputes, and we hope that it will.
We hope we have helped you with the lyrics of the song A Fine Scabs Christmas by Bob Schneider.
On this page, you have at your disposal hundreds of song lyrics, like A Fine Scabs Christmas by Bob Schneider.