Lyrics of 'You're Pretty When I'm Drunk' by Bloodhound Gang
Do you want to know the lyrics of You're Pretty When I'm Drunk by Bloodhound Gang? You're in the right place.
One night me and the crew hit the road on a mission
To slurp free brew and go fuzzy flounder fishin'
Kayjees on the hi-fi and the keg was bottomless
Until we brought Skip O' Pot2mus
And Daddy's gonna get some probably underage and dumb
And everybody knows that the Daddy eats his young
Lupus in the lavatory making a big stink
Macing up the toilet seat and pooping in the sink
M.S.G.'s tanked up and wizzin' in a cup
Waiting for a sprinkle genie to come and drink it up
Cause I'm the one bottle willy with the 12 Horse Ale
After that I get silly like Soupy Sales
Now it's midnight and I'm completely boofy blitzed
A six of Shlitz and the Jew brew Manischewitz
With my beer-tinted glasses I'm ready to bitty battle
I'm Hungry Like The Wolf but I'll end up tending cattle
Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
(You're pretty when I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm drunk
(You're pretty when I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm drunk
(You're pretty when I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm drunk
(and I'm pretty fuckin' drunk)
Here she comes, a funky fried cutie
Mr. Jimmy Pop Ali is gonna get some booty
Cause I'm Mr. McFeelie with a speedy delivery
You'd think I was a ditch the way this chick was diggin' me
But maybe I should check and see if this is where I wanna be
Hey Lupus is she cute? Yea for a pygmie
Aw! What do you know? You're probably going home alone
And it wouldn't be the first time that I gave a dog a bone
Plus beauty, it's only skin deep
It's in the eye of the beholder and my beholder's about totweak
I could tap that barrel, in fact I know I can
It's a msnags a trois you and me and Heineken
Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
(You're pretty when I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm drunk
(You're pretty when I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm drunk
(You're pretty when I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm drunk
(and I'm pretty fuckin' drunk)
Regrets I've had a few
First and foremost I'd like to mention you
For the sake of conversation we'll call you the Brand New Heavy
Your a mix between an Ugnaut and Eugene Levy
You can call it big-boned, I prefer to call it gut
You're Buddha you're Shamu you're Jabba the fuckin' Hutt
You had harpoon scars and your boobies were hairy
I smelt tuna melt but I wasn't gonna worry
It was 3 A.M. and I wasn't gettin' squat
So I rolled you up in flour and aimed it for the wet spot
I was buttering rolls like a soup kitchen Christian
Then it hit me something bit me while my little rod was fishin'
I was deep sea fishing I took a fat chance
But how was i supposed to know that Jabberjaws lived in yourpants
At that junction I came to realize
That only Frank Purdue likes thighs that size
Fatty fatty boom ba latty I gotta lament
That you were not a girl you were an experiment
Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
(You're pretty when I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm drunk
(You're pretty when I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm drunk
(You're pretty when I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm drunk
(and I'm pretty fuckin' drunk)
Escuchar "You're Pretty When I'm Drunk" gratis en Amazon Unlimited
Otras canciones de Bloodhound Gang
There are many reasons to want to know the lyrics of You're Pretty When I'm Drunk by Bloodhound Gang.
Knowing what the lyrics of You're Pretty When I'm Drunk say allows us to put more feeling into the performance.
If your motivation for searching for the lyrics of the song You're Pretty When I'm Drunk was that you absolutely love it, we hope you can enjoy singing it.
Feel like a star singing the song You're Pretty When I'm Drunk by Bloodhound Gang, even if your audience is just your two cats.
Something that happens more often than we think is that people search for the lyrics of You're Pretty When I'm Drunk because there is some word in the song they don't quite understand and want to make sure of what it says.
Are you arguing with your partner because you understand different things when you listen to You're Pretty When I'm Drunk? Having the lyrics of the song You're Pretty When I'm Drunk by Bloodhound Gang at hand can settle many disputes, and we hope that it will.
It's important to note that Bloodhound Gang, in live concerts, has not always been or will be faithful to the lyrics of the song You're Pretty When I'm Drunk... So it's better to focus on what the song You're Pretty When I'm Drunk says on the record.
We hope we have helped you with the lyrics of the song You're Pretty When I'm Drunk by Bloodhound Gang.
On this page, you have at your disposal hundreds of song lyrics, like You're Pretty When I'm Drunk by Bloodhound Gang.
Learn the lyrics of the songs you like, like You're Pretty When I'm Drunk by Bloodhound Gang, whether it's to sing them in the shower, make your covers, dedicate them to someone, or win a bet.