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it stays erect for weeks at a time
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all mysteriously deceased
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Not rubber sex toys
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I don't know what that is,
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I now know the Cyrillic alphabet
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Every morning, a new surrealist word juxtaposition appears in my inbox
as the spammers seek to avoid the filter.
It turk may bake!
Crabmeat be Paris!
Out evoke in robins!
Decomposing lark's vomit engulf Crystal Palace!
(ok, I mad the last one up.)
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Now that really is Pythonesque.
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