Lyrics of 'Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better' by Annie Get Your Gun Cast (Johnny And Mishelle)

*Jonny and Mishelle continue to argue as music starts*

Jonny: Anything I can do, you think you could do better...I'll ALWAYS be
better, MUCH better than you!
Mishelle: No, you're not!
Jonny: Yes I am!
Mishelle: No, you're not!
Jonny: Yes I am!
Mishelle: No, you're not!
Jonny: Yes I am, YES I AM!!!

*Mishelle put her hands to her hips,glaring at Jonny*
Mishelle: Yeah? We'll see about THAT! *continues singing*

Mishelle: Any insult you can think of, I'll come up with one better! I
can always think of an insult much better than yours!
Jonny: It ain't so!
Mishelle: Yes, it's so!
Jonny: It ain't so!
Mishelle: Yes, it's so!
Jonny: It ain't so!
Mishelle: Yes, it's so! YES IT'S SO!!!

*rest of the team shakes their head sadly as this continues in higher
tones for
some time*

Travis: Oh this is great, they're yelling so much louder! Soon, my
ears'll be bleeding, I'll be hemorraging!
Hadji: Better not make a mess out here!
Claudette: *strains to hear clearly* What did you say? I do not
think I can HEAR!

*Jonny taps his foot and thinks awhile, then continues singing*

Jonny: Any trap you can escape from, I can escape quicker! You're such a
slowpoke, you'll NEVER catch up!
Mishelle: Dream on!
Jonny: It's the truth!
Mishelle: Dream on!
Jonny: It's the truth!
Mishelle: Dream on!
Jonny: It's the truth! IT'S THE TRUTH!!

Mishelle: Any guy you can beat up, I can beat up faster! You're too
clumsy, and you HIT LIKE A WUSS!
Jonny: Canine-face!
Mishelle: Wussy-boy!
Jonny: Canine-face!
Mishelle: Wussy-boy!
Jonny: Canine-face!
Mishelle: Wussy-boy! WUSSY BOY!!

*Travis sighs and flips through the lyrics as the two continue to fight*

Jonny: Any car you drive, I can drive better! I can drive anything
better than you!

*Hadji's eyes widen, Jessie tries not to laugh*

Mishelle: Birds will die!
Jonny: No they won't!
Mishelle: Squirrels will die!
Jonny: No they won't!
Mishelle: Other animals will die!
Jonny: No they won't! NO THEY WON'T!!!

Jessie: I don't believe this! They're at it for HOURS! Better forget
about sleeping anytime tonight!
Bryce: SOMEONE GIVE ME A SEDATIVE!!!
Travis: *covers his ears* I would, but it won't do much good!!

*Bryce glares at his brother*

Mishelle: If you do anything to your hair, it'll get worse! Heck,
BANDIT'S got better hair, MUCH better than yours!
Jonny: He does NOT!
Mishelle: He does TOO!
Jonny: He does NOT!
Mishelle: He does TOO!
Jonny: He does NOT!
Mishelle: He does TOO! HE DOES TOO!!!

Jonny: Anything you can throw, I can throw harder! That hairy
tarantula's a good prove of that!
Mishelle: You're a JERK!!
Jonny: You're a DOG!!
Mishelle: You're a JERK!!
Jonny: You're a DOG!!
Mishelle: You're a JERK!!
Jonny: You're a DOG!! YOU'RE A DOG!!!

*Mishelle gets angrier. Bandit comes inside the room*

Mishelle: Everytime I scream, you will scream LOUDER!! And then you'll
faint, ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE A GUY??!!
Jonny: TOMBOY!!
Mishelle: FEM-BOY!!
Jonny: TOMBOY!!
Mishelle: FEM-BOY!!
Jonny: TOMBOY!!
Mishelle: FEM-BOY!! FEM-BOY!!!

Caludette: Travis, better get out, I can see what is coming. Bandit will
be having someone here for dinner!!
*Bandit chomps on Travis' leg*
Travis: HELP! HE'S EATING THROUGH MY JEANS!!!
Bryce: *laughing, Travis glares at him* I can't help it!! He treats you
like MEAT!!

*Tai-Lee goes to Jonny and Mishelle, still fighting*

Tai-Lee: Please stop fighting, we need our rest! Do not forget we had a
really long flight!
Jonny: It's HER fault!
Mishelle: It's HIS fault!
Jonny: DOBERMAN!!
Mishelle: CLOROX-BOY!!
The rest of the JQ 2000 team: GO TO BED!! GO TO BED!!!