Lyrics of 'I Like Small Butts' by Adam Sandler

hey yolanda, check that home girls butt out
uhm girl, its so flat
you tell it like it is aiesha
she looks like one of them, lawyers girlfriends
i mean her butt, its just so small

were talking slim pickings girl
what up aiesha, where is it, i dont even see it
LOOK... girl, she's just so...WHITE

i like small butts and i can not lie,
u honkies can't deny,
when a girl walks in wit an itty bitty waist,
and a big thing in your face i get sick,
c
i beat that booty with a stick,

Even the jeans shes wearin,
her pants are almost tearin,
no baby i want a flat booty,
thats tooty fruity.

the honkies tried to warn me ,
but that butts just oo so corny,
oo chicken smooth skin,
you say you wanna get my olds,
so peck me,peck me
cause i aint that average chikity.

Hell with romancin ill take her wallet dancin,
rich bitch ill dig for her money ditch,
so tired of ebony,
black butts are not my theme,
If you ask me what my flava is,
ill tell ya its vanilla ice cream,

so honkys honkys, ya
does your girlfriend have a dariare,
HELL YA
well shrink it, shrink it,
so i can get right down and dink it,

baby got jack,
white honky a real small booty,
white honky a real small booty,

baby got jack,
white honky a real small booty,
white honky a eal small booty,

i like em flat and small,
and when im in the mall,
i just can't help myself ,
im doin the dog hound call,
woof woof woof woof,

Don't like a sista who farts while playin twista,
i wish those beans did miss her,
even uncle ben would fist her,
i like my booties real slender, and tender,

and if i see a big booty ill put it in the blender,
don't want a rear fender,
i get it into my honda,
what the hell is an anaconda,
all i know is i like jane fondas,
better then your londas,

baby got jack,
white honkys a real small booty,
white honkys a real small booty,
baby got jack,
white honkys a real small booty,
white honkys a real small booty.

yah baby,
when it comes to females,
cosmo knows everything!!