Lyrics of 'The Splak Shop' by 2 Live Crew

The Splak Shop is a song by 2 Live Crew whose lyrics have countless searches, so we decided it deserves its place on this website, along with many other song lyrics that internet users want to know.

If you've been searching for the lyrics of the song The Splak Shop by 2 Live Crew for a long time, start warming up your voice, because you won't be able to stop singing it.

Do you love the song The Splak Shop? Can't quite understand what it says? Need the lyrics of The Splak Shop by 2 Live Crew? You are in the place that has the answers to your desires.

Verse 1: Brother Marquis
I won't take a bitch to my house
Don't have to see where I'm livin', uh-uh, that's out!
If you want to splak, I know you're down like that
We can go to this place by the railroad track
It has a room with a view, just right for two
Equipped with the accessories to get you in the mood
Like bottles of champagne with gold-trim glasses
A king-size waterbed to lay your ass in
A video screen, of you and me
So don't be camera-shy; I won't let nobody see
You can lounge around in your silky nightgown
Just take off your bra and pull your panties down
'Cause I'll seduce you, whore, bust down your back door
You dog-ass bitch, get down on all fours
'Cause this is the place for head, booty and cock
You know what it's called, the Fuck Shop!

Verse 2: Fresh Kid Ice
Now bitches and sluts, I'm down with 'em
And there's a place where I get with 'em
It has a water bed 'cause the place is phat
A lion-skin rug to lay the bitch on her back
With mirrors on the ceiling and on the walls
Mirrors on the floor so I can see it all
No need for hide-and-seek, so drop them draws
And raise that ass so I'll splak it all!
So bend your ass over, I'll get it from the back
Dick ya ass down, make the pussy go smack
And with every stroke, bitch, start to yell
Ain't nothing can save you but a truth in the smell
It's a freaky place, and an all-out blast,
'Cause when you're done, you'll wash your ass
So if you're down, we'll hit the spot
You know what it's called, the Splak Shop!

Verse 3:
[BM] The Fuck Shop, the ideal place to meet
When you're cheatin' on your wife with an undercoverfreak
It's better than any hotel room
Just right for a secret rendezvous
So when you're on a mission, one late night
And you're looking for a spot where the price is right
You can come on in for an hour or two
But just make sure you bring a rubber with you!
[FKI] When you're with a hoe and you wanna get freaky
This is the spot when you're low on money
Pick her ass up when it's after dawn,
Jump in the ride, head to the park
No need for candle lights, panel doors will do
In case you wanna play a little peek-a-boo
So if you got a trick, head to the spot
You know what it's called, the Splak Shop!

The most common reason to want to know the lyrics of The Splak Shop is that you really like it. Obvious, right?

When we really like a song, as might be your case with The Splak Shop by 2 Live Crew, we wish to be able to sing it knowing the lyrics well.

A very common reason to search for the lyrics of The Splak Shop is the fact that you want to know them well because they make you think of a special person or situation.

It's important to note that 2 Live Crew, in live concerts, has not always been or will be faithful to the lyrics of the song The Splak Shop... So it's better to focus on what the song The Splak Shop says on the record.

On this page, you have at your disposal hundreds of song lyrics, like The Splak Shop by 2 Live Crew.

Learn the lyrics of the songs you like, like The Splak Shop by 2 Live Crew, whether it's to sing them in the shower, make your covers, dedicate them to someone, or win a bet.